Sonny

a party to crash on Sunday!!!

Actually, I didn't have to crash the party. Instead, I showed up as a pretend Republican: clean golf shorts, a turtleneck and a camera...I looked like a friggin' tourist from Orange County! That's why, I guess, everyone was smiling at me when I approached them. Or maybe, I got conservatives all wrong. I like conservatives. I have conservative tendencies..just not the fringewing perspective. I walk in and it's a freebie..food everywhere..cool! The Biltmore is a beautiful place..especially if you are white and wealthy. I felt like I was in money cocoon..safe and warm. I tried to act like an outsider and cause some trouble, but it would be like shooting ducks in a barrel..these folks just seemed so harmless. That's why they are going to get slaughtered in the elections...they all think alike!!

I saw Mary Belle Snow, the organizer of the event. Then there was Andy Granatelli, the race car driver, putting around on his little scooter...then David Horowitz, a real nut who was hosting the "David Horowitz Freedom Lunch"..I already know what he was going to say during the lunch, so I didn't stay ‘cos there’s really no free lunch!

I was going to pop him in the nose when I saw him..but...he's short! Only about 5'2"! I don't pick on little guys..so I let him off, he looked miserable enough, like a little penguin looking for approval from his cohorts.. I heard a few guys talking about Scott McClellan's new book and about Valerie Plame....the enemy is the left democrats more so than the terrorists... but their biggest enemy is...themselves!