She’s Like a Rainbow….

OK then..it is time to explore the other colors of the hair rainbow. I’ll admit, I was stuck in a blonde fairytale that has slowly but surely turned into a nightmare..my dreams and hopes of blonde perfection, once so promising, have been dashed by the hard reality of reality… my painfully drawn conclusion is: blondes suck. However, I WILL NOT give up Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Kristy Swanson) posters! Everything else goes….

Now, do the others suck? The redheads, the brownheads, the blackheads? I’m gonna find out. I am hopeful that the women I find in this scientific study will reveal themselves to be soulful, passionate, independent girls who know what it takes to keep a guy like me wimpering for more…

But first I gots to know… these are the Q’s I’ll ask on the street and to you, my vast reading audience…don’t be shy!

Questions:

1. Do you like rich men or poor men?

2. what does it mean when you look at a guy’s crotch?

3. how young is too young and how old is too old?

4. do your drink alcohol or take drugs?

5. do you like music?

6. do you think the Iraq invasion was a good idea?

7. what is the surest sign you give when you are interested in a man?

8. how many times a day do you pee or play with yourself?

9. do you enjoy torturing men?

10. If Sonny (me) was a girl, what would you say to her?

Thank you for considering these questions and you may answer at your leisure…. and here's a little something for the inamorata!