Dr Laura..How Can I Quit You???
Brokeback Hunchback…..
Well, I just installed a new In-Sink-Erator garbage disposal…and it didn’t blow up!
Now that my chores are done, I think I’ll make fun of my fave skinny.. Dr. Laura..so here I go….
You see..she talks about Heath Ledger’s drug addiction and jumps on the bash Brittany bandwagon..anything to get ratings or to prove her moral superiority.
My Analysis:
First off…Laura..STOP PREACHING!! I know you can’t because of severe feelings of guilt which you project onto end-of–their-rope celebrities. All these feelings and revelations about monogamy (you cheated), abortion ( you killed your mommy), drugs (your addiction to thinness) and other weird-ass associations are only designed TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD..TO YOURSELF! Honey..YOU IS NUDE and DELUDED!!
How can a person who calls herself a “Dr” not offer to help someone with a bipolar disorder..instead of just kicking her.
The reason is obvious..Dr. Laura is a big phony, an impostor of the lowest degree. Maybe she'll fit down my new garbage disposal!!
Skinny Dr. Laura is a big fat phony alrite. Did she channel Heath Ledger’s toxicology report? Her premise was that rehab is bad bc he shacked up, knocked up, cleaned up from st drugs. She left out he went on to trust doctors for hook ups. She never mentions addiction from prescribed medications. She has no clue the military uses medications as candy. The Pharmaceuticals are too powerful for the news media to take on.
Posted by Turkle — 06 Feb 2008, 14:59
You could be on to something. Not only an eating disorder. Sylvester Stallone, the Clemons swear by celebrity steroids. Will Dr. Laura be the next celebrity for Congress to investigate?
Posted by Carl — 15 Feb 2008, 21:22
Carl..I support a full congressional invs. of Dr. Laura..maybe they'll get her to drop the "doctor" act..besides, it's their job to waste taxpayer money...Clemens is innocent, so is Bonds...who cares if they injected steroids..same thing happens when I get a cortisone shot for tendonitis..ballplayers suffer wear and tear on the road all summer..they need some extra juice!
Posted by Sonny — 16 Feb 2008, 10:38