Dr. Laura's New Year's Resolutions... here's the skinny!
No no no….you don’t need New Year’s Resolutions..it’s a guilt trip perpetrated by insecure psychos.. and here’s why….
- spend more time with your family and friends..why..isn’t 24 hours a day enough??
- Lose weight..why? an extra few pounds of fat are good for you..it is a survival instinct unless you have an eating disorder..(check DR. Laura pic!!)
- Get fit…I am fit!! Fit as a fiddle with pancakes on the griddle
- Quit smoking…the minority of dumb people still smoking is insignificant
- Enjoy life more..who says I don’t enjoy making fun of Dr. Laura?!
- Quit drinking…I LIKE MILK!! What a silly resolution
- Get out of debt..that would be unpatriotic!
- Learn something new..you mean like how to use my left hand, too?
- Help others… who are too helpless to help themselves…I was born to help….
- Get organized…another way of saying …”get anal”
Happy New Year!! And don’t change a thing!