Things You Don’t Need this Christmas…
I'm making a list and checking it twice..
1. how about a Dyson vacuum cleaner with ball engineering...$469! at Linen n Things..WTF is ball engineering?
2. Boomchair..Wi-FX Wireless Gaming Chair..$99 at Best Buy…stop gaming & get out of the house!
3. Donna Karan Cashmere Mist Perfume.. $99 at Macy's..perfume is poison!
4. 37" flat-panel LCD HD TV...$599 at Staples..what’s wrong with my little 20 incher?
5. Hope Ranch Estate..$9,850,000 at Sotheby's..live next to Wendy McClaus
6. Subscription to the News-Press..cheapo! I can’t give it away on Seventh Avenue!
7. Veuve Clicquot NV Brut...$33.99 per bottle at World Market..hic..
8. Slingshot Flying Monkey with Scream sound…$5.99..shock the monkey!
9. A Harley..it is about as original as a tattoo nowadays
10. a dining table from Neuvie for $1999!..i don’t needa table because I eat on the floor
11. a dog..I’m SICK of these pampered neurotic beasts running around crapping on everything!
So there you have it.. and by the way....
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Wow, Sonny.
You really nailed it.
Even down to my ex-boyfriend, a pampered neurotic beast who ran around crapping on my verbally and threatened to crap on my physically if I didn't buy him the toys he could no longer afford because he'd maxed out his credit cards.
I got rid of him and got a dog and I'm MUCH HAPPIER.
So is the dog, which was a stray living in the fields and is now a very considerate housemate.
Merry Christmas.
Posted by Redheads Rule — 23 Dec 2007, 01:46
Gee Red..do you have to wear a flea collar now? That explains why I see fine woman with dogs everywhere..jogging, shopping, even at restaurants..I shudder to think what else is going on! I may start a "GUY OBEDIENCE" training clinic because obviously, we have failed you...
Posted by Sonny — 23 Dec 2007, 10:44
Would a bigger TV widen your view of the world?
Whaddya think?
Posted by Anonymous — 23 Dec 2007, 11:19
what..do you work for the Circuit City sales dept..ok, I'm hooked..anything that'll make me more sophisticated..how about a nice Panasonic Plasma 58 incher for $4499!
Posted by Sonny — 23 Dec 2007, 12:39