Sonny's Year Ender-Rear Ender Awards...
I will present a nice virtual Rear-Ender Plaque to the best of the best..whether you’re the best hypocrite or have the best of the worst I’ve ever seen..you get an award!
Here Goes....ta daClown of the Year: Dr. Laura..self promoting, self congratulating con artist trying to resurrect her career on the backs of the American troops..promotes a rightwingthing war like a carnival barker..preaches about family values but can’t manage her own whacked out clan!
Funniest Blogger: JaneyGodley ..I get a kick out of her!
Fool of the Year..ME! ME! “the biggest fool to ever hit the big time..and all I gotta do is..Act Naturally!”
Best Tits: the girl with the blue nipples!
Philanthrapissonyouall Award:
Wendy McCaw..tries to improve her baaad reputation by sponsoring the Unity Shoppe telethon, but we all know she’s just trying to improve her potty aim…
Most Useless: Nipper!
Thanks for Nothing: the Santa Barbara News-Press..for giving us nothing day after day after day!
Best Free Blog Site..EGO!!
Evangelicals of the Year: the “nice” folks at Santa Barbara Harley Davidson..”God will watch over us… so we don’t get speeding tickets!”
Biggest Scaredy Cat..President Bush..axis of evil, Iraq weapons of mass delusion, Iran no nuke nuke “threat”, won’t help veterans, afraid to admit mistakes..instead tries to turn them into a strategy to win in Iraq….WTF is up with this guy?
CONGRATS…that’s all there is..and there ain’t no more….