Sonny

Wut the Fu*k do I have to be thankful for, my pretty??

• I’m thankful George Bush is our president and he can bomb and kill anyone he pleases..men,women and little Iraqi kids, too!
• I’m thankful that Americans have started inbreeding…that explains the new conservatism spreading like herpes
• Thank GOD for Dr. Laura …she and army kidlet Deryk are fine examples of real, true patriots!
• Thank allah for Osama Bin Laden..that Mexican bastard will NEVER get over the new wall on the border!
• I’m thankful for the BBC..how else am I gonna get the truth?
• I’m thankful for the British Invasion in the ‘60s..”lazing on a sunny afternoon”
• I’m pipped that the News-Press has informed me that Tiffany’s has opened a store in Santa Barbara..I'm fukin stoked, dude
• I’m thankful that County of Santa Barbara has decided to honor the Chumash Indian Tribe in November…for bringing in all that sweet casino low life to the valley!
• I’m thankful that I have enuff self-control that keeps me from committing MURDER around Thanksgiving..

How about you..what are you thankful for??