I-DA-HO....You Da Pimp!
Idaho...a phallic state of mind
If I’m in a public men’s restroom stall and someone next to me moves his foot into my space and starts tapping, it means he wants to have sex! This is what I learned over the past week and it’s how pervert Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) gets his kicks. If someone ever tried that with me, I’d slit his throat, then flush him down the twalay..(french for toilet). What ever happened to ROMANCE!!?
So….to cover my arse...
from now on, I’m using the Ladies Room. If you see me in there taking a wiz or worse, don’t freak or call the cops. It’s just me, Sonny, not looking for romance..just a little piece..er..peace….hey! what’s this thingie for??
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I'm sure other fellows will want a little peace, too, so here's how you will recognize us in the ladies loo..see model below..
So how will we recognize you, Sonny?
Posted by Not a "girl" — 02 Sep 2007, 04:55
Thanks for your question! see model
Posted by Sonny — 02 Sep 2007, 13:58
That would be, I guess, Sonny-side up?
Posted by Egg me on — 04 Sep 2007, 03:13
Sonny -side up?! What are you Egghead? A PERVERT??
Posted by Sonny — 04 Sep 2007, 12:22