The Santa Barbara News-Press is NOW..
a UNION SHOP and I, Sonny, am the rep and negotiator…
These are my demands:
- Dr. LAURA can KISS MY ASS!
- Wendy..find another hairstylist!
- All News-Press computers will be tuned to Sonny once a day..
- Nipper..your new job will be to get me coffee
- Travis..in addition to editor, you will be required to wash my car once a week
- Scotty…you can help Travis
- That pip pip fellow will be required to see a shrink!
- Dr. LAURA can KISS MY ASS!
- The NewsPress will be required to run a picture of Melissa Evans once a day..damn, she’s cute!
- DR Laura, the Queen of Quack, can KISS MY ASS!
- The New-Press will have to start a new fund..for endangered journalists!
That’s all for now..until our next meeting
These are my demands:
- Dr. LAURA can KISS MY ASS!
- Wendy..find another hairstylist!
- All News-Press computers will be tuned to Sonny once a day..
- Nipper..your new job will be to get me coffee
- Travis..in addition to editor, you will be required to wash my car once a week
- Scotty…you can help Travis
- That pip pip fellow will be required to see a shrink!
- Dr. LAURA can KISS MY ASS!
- The NewsPress will be required to run a picture of Melissa Evans once a day..damn, she’s cute!
- DR Laura, the Queen of Quack, can KISS MY ASS!
- The New-Press will have to start a new fund..for endangered journalists!
That’s all for now..until our next meeting
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We might consider your demands.
But only if you tell us where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
Posted by Teamster thugette — 18 Aug 2007, 04:43
And by the way, we WILL NOT be painting our nipples blue.
Posted by Teamster thugette — 18 Aug 2007, 04:45
Tank yas for da comments...Hoffa is dead..get over it! We will be discussing newsroom nipple art and etiquette at the next meeting!
Posted by Sonny — 18 Aug 2007, 10:01
Why are you after Dr. Laura? Her son is fighting to protect your freedom. If you knew the half of it you'd kiss the ground she walks on.
Posted by FREEDOM — 19 Aug 2007, 18:57
FREEDUMB..I'm not after Dr. Laura..I'm BEFORE her! I fight for my own freedom, I don't need her wacked out family to protect me..geez..get a grip!
Posted by Sonny — 19 Aug 2007, 20:57
Hey Sonny...
If you're really, really good, maybe Wendy will deliver you a subpoena.
No reason you should miss out on all the fun.
Posted by Party Animal — 21 Aug 2007, 01:05
A Sub..for moi?? Hey, I didn't do anything..honest, I don't know anything!! Is Barry the Barrister on my trail? who are you Party Animal? Are you a Party Mole? Well, ok..Nipper knows how to get in touch..I'll be happy to help! My first piece of evidence will be ALL those anti-union NewsPress editorials and opinions I've collected from Alcorn, Travis and Dr Laura etc...that should get the fired reporters their jobs back...
Posted by Sonny — 21 Aug 2007, 10:18
Don't mess with Sonny, he is REALLY REALLY GOOD.
Posted by anima — 21 Aug 2007, 15:46