Sonny

The Los Angeles jailhouse has been labeled the "hokey pokey" after Paris Hilton put her little foot in, and took her ass out a few hours later. She cried to the star struck LA sheriff and headed back to her penthouse in the Hollywood Hills to relax from her ordeal. But when the judge told her to go back to the pokey, and she lost it! Sorry, honey..next time, if you wanna avoid jail, don't drink and drive. Now, I think Paris is cute and funny in the "Simple Life", but 45 days in the slammer ain't gonna kill her.

However, it may drive her insane. Look at Travis. He did his time for DUI. Unfortunately, it drove him crazy as you can see from his editorials. He claims Santa Barbara mayor Marty Blum makes him feel "really weird" when she looks at him!

I, too, have a thirst for knowledge, Perla!!

Other Pokey possibilities:

Wendy and Nipper.. after the NLRB prosecutes them in August for labor crimes. Wendy's gonna cut you loose, Artie, and take the plush cell for herself!

Dr. Laura's son for allegedly blogging racist and violent material and drawing child porn images on his website while in the military!

....get those handycuffs ready!!