Sonny

28 May, 2007

Dr. Laura Schlessinger Quotes.....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 20:41

Translated by Sonny!

I am my kid's mom
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Translation: My boy is a sociopath!

Children are our second chance to have a great parent-child relationship.
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Translation: Deryk was a mistake

And since when do business goals (profit) come before values, ethics, and decency?
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Translation: Since I started working for the NewsPress!

Language is our way of communicating what we want and who we are. By using bad language, we diminish the divine spark within us that defines our humanity.
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Translation: I support censorship

Possessions are a gift from God. They are not inherently evil, nor are possessions irrelevant to God -- if they were, then why the commandment, "Thou shalt not steal?"
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Translation: Work is for suckers!

Now, go do the right thing!
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Translation: go do the rightwingthing

Life does not have meaning through mere existence or acquisition or fun. The meaning of life is inherent in the connections we make to others through honor and obligation.
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Translation: My life has no meaning

Self-esteem must be earned! When you dare to dream, dare to follow that dream, dare to suffer through the pain, sacrifice, self-doubts, and friction from the world, you will genuinely impress yourself.
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Translation: I masturbate

In public school systems across the country, they're indoctrinating kids to be 'sexual' under the guise of protecting them, when you know that's not true. I think it is indoctrination for left-wing agendas.
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Translation: I'm uncomfortable with sex education

I'm tired of the 'can't win against evil' way. I'm sorry, you cannot. They'll run you over. So that is my one big passion. 'Ten Stupid Things People Do to Let Evil Win' - that will be my next passion book. I am angry.
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Translation: Wendy McCaw is my evil twin

Now go take on the day!
- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Translation: here's some simple advice for you losers



Comments

  1. Laughing at this quote:

    "And since when do business goals (profit) come before values, ethics, and decency?"

    As Wendy McCaw's employee, Dr. Laura railed against unions in her column.

    Of course, she never mentioned that she belongs to two -- the Screen Actors Guild and the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists.

    Posted by Do as I say, not as... — 29 May 2007, 00:17

  2. If you had the sense to listen,you'd hear the passion in her voice when she speaks of pride in her paratrooper son. To the parents of "bugs and morans" WHAT ARE YOUR KIDS DOING?

    Posted by sc — 30 May 2007, 22:51

  3. Yes SC..I think you're right..Dr Laura has done a few good things...keeping too many southern baptists from having sex with their cousins and sisters is one of them! thanks Dr. L!!

    Posted by Sonny — 01 Jun 2007, 12:55


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