Like, I was Rappin' with the Fuzz, man...HipHopping with my Cuz....
Walkin’ on the Beach, Lookin’ for a Peach ...
by Rapper Sonny
Thanks to the BLOGS for takin’ up the slack
I don’t think the NewsPress will ever come back
The writers are gone, so they hire the hacks
Those are the facts, I can’t take ‘em back
Walkin’ on the Beach, Lookin’ for a Peach
Dr. Laura……… she crazy and she smelly
She smells like something you get at a deli
Scott is fat, he eats lotsa jelly
Now he comes up with the NewsPress Telly…
Walkin’ on the Beach, Lookin’ for a Peach
Even Lou Cannon, got into the act
Ol’ Lou’s mad, so his pen will attack
And what about Craig, does he like ol’ Laura
He walking with the fauna, he slippin’ on the flora
Walkin’ on the Beach, Lookin’ for a Peach
Wendy’s a fool and Nipper ain’t cool
They swimmin’ at the bottom of the gene cesspool
Money can’t buy happ-i-ness
Molly Maid can’t clean the NewsPressMess…
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How's the Bermuda Triangle holding up these days?
Posted by Anonymous — 15 May 2007, 16:25
hey man..that's the name of my hiphop band..the Bermuda Triangle..Sonny and the Bermuda Triangle..we doin' awright, dawg!
Posted by Sonny — 15 May 2007, 18:12
Sonny....you are VULGAR!
Posted by Laura S — 15 May 2007, 23:34
Hey Laura..that's my hiphop homies band..Sonny Vulgaris and the Bermuda Triangle!
Posted by Sonny — 16 May 2007, 15:05