"Brother Crow"....
..until justice comes to town..
In my spare time I have been training crows to attack pro-Wendy Nipperites, the foodie folks who dwell at nippers, ...I think my training program is succeeding! Crows are very smart and will always soar above lowly humans, who have been reduced to shooting the birds with slingshots! Of course, that will do nothing to deter them from their mission..and they have assured me of this...so thank-you..Brother Crow..the multi-talented blackbird!
here's the foodie lament:
Foodie #1 says:
I have a crow problem. Two weeks ago I found a dead baby crow in my outside parking spot at work - it fell out of the tree. The parents were squawking in the tree, and swooped me once. I moved the bird to the side of the spot, and the next day the gardener disposed of it.
Well somehow these crows think I killed it because they have been harassing me non-stop since. Whenever I go to the mailbox, lunch, car, anywhere outside they dive-bomb me! Yesterday on the way to lunch they followed me for over a block and a half swooping down on me. Has anyone ever heard of this? Do they finally give up? I must admit they are getting more aggressive.
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Okay...it's getting more strange. I was waiting for my wife in the car at Von's just now, and guess what lands on the top of the car and starts scratching and tapping with its beak? A frickin' black crow!! I have never ever had a crow land on the top of my car's roof. What's the deal?
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Foodie #2 says:
I have a tree full of the darned things - I have to be careful not to park my car underneath the tree, because they decorate it liberally with their droppings.
They are very aggressive - you may need to just break out the shotgun and show them why you're at the top of the food chain.