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Kevin Costner.. while on his honeymoon in 2004, allegedly started wanking off in front of his masseuse! I can't say I blame him..guys allegedly like to show off in front of pretty women..seriously girls, we got no more class than apes in a zoo! However, the massage gal was not amused and later settled but was fired from the resort since Kevy was buddies with the spa owner...

Wendy McPorn's Pornorama...likes kinky people..Rob Lowe did a sex tape with underage girls; Dr. Laura's beaver shots; illegal, criminal porn found on Wendy's SBNP computers; Travis, the gay Indian.... etc, etc etc....

Ellen and Opra live close to Lotusland by Cold Spring School..Ellen's shack is for sale... $24 mil!

Princess Diana is DEAD!!

Alan Thicke is not dead and lives in Carp...

Travis's Odd Editorial blurbs continue... Editor's Note: a story on the front page of Tuesday's News-Press grossly exaggerated the number of people who took part in last year's "A Day Without an Immigrant" march in Santa Barbara. As we reported on May 3, 2006, authorities estimated about 15,000 people participated -- not "hundreds of thousands" as was reported Tuesday. Such errors of fact provide a distorted picture of reality, and play into the hands of those who seemingly benefit from the error. HUH???