Sonny

Turkey#1- Wendy...

As it turns out, Wendy McCaw is OK with me killing and eating turkeys! WHOA..what a relief! Craig Smith broke the story that ex-editor John Lankford came up with the idea to eat no animals on Thanksgiving..it was widely assumed that WENDY ordered the new Turkey Day ethos. But remember, when you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME! Now, Dr. Laura has praised Craig for digging out the facts of the story and vindicating Wendy. I guess Wendy's a regular gal now. Another example of brown nose Laura shilling for her boss...

Turkey#2- Travis..

in his never-ending quest to find the cabal trying to bring down the NewsPress, Travis sinks to the bottom of his little sludge pit. He says of a lawyer from the Environmental Defense Center "I was on the 101 awhile back, and someone who appeared to be Ms. Krop whizzed by us. she had a "BOYCOTT THE NEWSPRESS" sticker on the back of her car. This suggests that Ms. Krop believes in free speech for some people, but not for the NewsPress management"...blah blah blah

that's like me saying:

Hey, I was on the 101 recently and saw someone who appeared to be Travis Armstrong and another guy, who was fat with curly red hair..they were swerving and I saw one of them move his head into the driver's lap, as if performing fellatio! This suggests that they think a car is a bar and a motel room!

Turkey#3 the Reverend andy Caldwell/COLAB..

Seems like Andy has been preaching morality up in Santa Maria so's us folks down here will heed the message..REPENT YEE SINNER LIBERAL COMMIE RADICALS! His focus is on the ills of the south county, ie Santa Barbara. He claims the 60's radical types are ruining his vision of a moral America and cites the "pill" and feminism as reasons. Oh boy.....

Actually, he sounds very similar to Rev Jerry Falwell..phony Christians who can't stand a diverse, opinionated America..only one that is controlled by the "fear" of God! Of course, this is simple-minded nonsense and the basis for the dysfunctional American family. The father has all the control and is prone to abusing it by terrorizing the subservient family members..very characteristic of ultra-conservatism. Many of these families are hiding alcoholism, incest and other behaviors that they "pray" god will forgive..yet they keep doing it. Silly stuff from the COLAB congregation... Andy..get a real job or take up yoga...