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Wendy's Bizarre Full Page Ads

THE News-Press is obviously in distress, so they should hang their American Flag upside down!

Almost daily, the News-Press runs a full page ad explaining the meaning of certain, hand-picked words and/or phrases. Then they use these words to support a claim against their perceived enemies. To date, most of the contents have been complaints about the evil Teamsters and ex-employees. It is hard to deny you are biased when you run a full page ad everyday showcasing your prejudice!

words of wisdom...

subpoena ..a legal document granting law enforcement agents unfettered access to one’s colon.

newspaper ...1. any nonsensical, poorly organized collection of fluff set to type and printed on cheap paper with inferior ink.

2. a detailed, often exaggerated description of anything unsettling which may occur, mixed in with a lot of fluff.

3. a type of writing which no reader is willing to pay for.

denial ...1. cowardice.

2. an inability to function in the real world; escapism; refusal to believe facts, often prompted by drugs, alcohol, cheap sex or other vices; the lowest form of dishonesty—lying to oneself.
see also lie.

3. a really, really, really nice break.