Psycho Woman of the Year!
Wendy..her paranoid obsession with loyalty makes J. Edgar hoover look like Bambi!
Dr. Laura..insists everyone live their lives in such a way that doesn't make her uncomfortable!
Astronaut Lisa..doesn't like to share. Wanted to scare her romantic rival so she came up with this plan: stalk her, scare her, confront her and assault her with pepper spray. To hasten the meeting, she barreled in her car, nonstop, across country to her destination. What about bathroom breaks? NOT NEEDED because she wore diapers! Gotta love her creativity...
Travis..Wendy's alter-ego and I hear they wear the same dress size and just LOVE pink slips..
Ted Haggard... (yet another psycho hypocritical Christian) the Senior Pastor of New Life Church, President of the National Association of Evangelicals who resigned after a gay sex scandal. After intense counseling was declared "completely heterosexual!" ... but we know better Ted- once a lady, always a lady.....
You have a full group of nominees. Only Wendy's legal fraternity come to mind.
Wendy WAAANTS attention real bad, I don't want her to win anything. Doc is fading fast, her many happy well cared for employees and PR are all that keep her in the limelight, she's deserving of a pity vote? Astronaut Lisa is temporal and tragic, the adult diaper caper is notable but I wouldn't want to tag her with this honor. That leaves Travis, prettiest in pink, but too young and cool, the psychotic break is just beginning..... I must give this more consideration.
Posted by PWY — 07 Feb 2007, 14:52