Sonny

my night with an Edie-Sienna look-a-like..

In an effort to ease the pain of some recent personal losses, I decided to attend the SBIFF opening night gala. I secretly was looking for an Edie Sedgwick-Sienna Miller look-a-like to be my companion or just hook-up. Lo and behold, she just plunked into the seat next to me! She looked like an angel on heroin…cute but skinny. “OK”..I say..”close enough!”

I started laying on the charm quick so she wouldn’t get away. I told her I was a producer from New York just checking out the Santa Barbara scene. She looked at me with hungry eyes, then snorted a little coke. Next thing I knew, we were out the door headed for a hotel. We drive to Montecito. She says she feels weird and starts hearing voices. I tell her to ignore them. We check into the Miramar. The place is run down, but we get a battered old room by the beach…we screamed and moaned..next thing I knew, it was morning. I awoke with a head full of sand and then noticed my Edie-Sienna look-a-like was gone! I also noticed that someone’s dog crapped on my shoes! DOGS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED ON THE BEACH!