Sonny

To All the Girls I've Loved Before....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 12:16

Memorial Day Special!

Yo Lety: you broke my heart so bad I almost went gay, just to piss you off.

To Perla: uhhhbadeeee!!!! Yeahhhh..always did.. always will

To Gena: I came home and another man was on top of you! Bad manners!

To Gretchen: you bored me to tears..I dreaded having sex with you after about 6 months…call me!

To Yvette: you were my first crazy woman, but you did help me quit smoking and start riding my bike again..

To Melinda..my love she’s like some raven, at my window with a broken wing…

To Patty..I met you in a bar many years ago, took you home and we had sex..I was pretty drunk and you were just pretty..I think…

To Jane..I met you in a bar many years ago, took you home and we had sex..I was pretty drunk and you were just pretty..I think…

There you go and I leave you with some words of wisdom:

There are places I'll remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places had their moments
With lovers and friends, I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I've loved them all

But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I'll love you more...JL



Welcome to the Mickey Mouse Club....rated PG=-13

General — Posted by Sonny @ 23:07

M-I-C- see you real soon..K-E-Y-

......why?..... because we LIKE you….EM-OH-YOU-ESS-EEE!!

Dr Laura says when she was a little girl (tee hee hee) she always wanted to be a Mouseketeer ..now THAT's vulgar! The Mouseketeers had class which is what Dr. Laura really needs but has never had... I always wanted to do a mouseketeer..Annette Funicello..as a child, whenever I saw her on the TV, I'd run up and kiss the screen! However, I don't have that impulse when I see Dr. Laura....

Dr. Laura poses at age 27 for Bill Ballance, who was 58!! Note his reflection on her shiny young skin!!

Dr. Laura, in her latest NewsPress drama-queen column, says Miley Cyrus should be ashamed of the "vulgar" poses in Vanity Fair. She goes on to lecture us on the importance of morals and principles (ie, obsessed with sex as being "dirty"...Freud had a field day with this type of neurosis) and how the free wheeling 1960s have created all these teen sex objects..oh my goodness, this lady is a moron! First of all, the Miley pictures are nothing to be ashamed of. All you self-righteous nitwits like Marie Osmond and Bill O’Reilly jumping on the bash -Miley bandwagon better look in the mirror before I break it over your heads!!

What is pathetic is that Dr Laura perpetuates the stereotype of sexuality as something reserved for anal middle-aged white ladies to judge...it is not! A healthy respect for the body will allow for a little harmless exploration..but when dried-out brain dead SKAGGS like Dr. Laura try to criminalize freedom of expression because of their own sexual issues, we go back to the dark ages..Dr. Laura, you charlatan..take a look at your own pictures and life before you try to criticize someone else because....

"they're all good kids!"





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