To All the Girls I've Loved Before....
Memorial Day Special!

Yo Lety: you broke my heart so bad I almost went gay, just to piss you off.
To Perla: uhhhbadeeee!!!! Yeahhhh..always did.. always will
To Gena: I came home and another man was on top of you! Bad manners!
To Gretchen: you bored me to tears..I dreaded having sex with you after about 6 months…call me!
To Yvette: you were my first crazy woman, but you did help me quit smoking and start riding my bike again..
To Melinda..my love she’s like some raven, at my window with a broken wing…
To Patty..I met you in a bar many years ago, took you home and we had sex..I was pretty drunk and you were just pretty..I think…
To Jane..I met you in a bar many years ago, took you home and we had sex..I was pretty drunk and you were just pretty..I think…
There you go and I leave you with some words of wisdom:
There are places I'll remember
All my life, though some have changed
Some forever, not for better
Some have gone and some remain
All these places had their moments
With lovers and friends, I still can recall
Some are dead and some are living
In my life, I've loved them all
But of all these friends and lovers
There is no one compares with you
And these memories lose their meaning
When I think of love as something new
Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before
I know I'll often stop and think about them
In my life, I'll love you more...JL

