Sonny

to quote my friend Marvin Gaye…"what's going on??"

nothing wrong with being gay, by the way..I'm not..but if you are ..OK!

Just flew back from vacation and boy are my arms tired!! I went to Brazil and rented a little hut by the beach where they showed "Coffin Joe" flicks..he's my new old hero! HAHAHAHAHA…

So what is going on. Well, my little town Carpinteria has been hijacked by Indians! Apparently, they are offended if we use Indians as guides for school spirit. It insults them and depicts them as warriors!. This is the case at Carpinteria High School where an Indian statue has graced the entrance for decades. Now all of a sudden, a Chumash student doesn't like it..he cried to his mommy and the school board and the board majority voted to remove all offending images. To suggest there were no warriors among the Indians is absurd! Would they rather see a slot machine in place the warrior statue? Then I'd be offended! The students staged a protest on Wednesday and were understandably upset. They showed courage and passion, more than I can say for the school board and superintendent Cordiero who seem to be concerned more with political correctness. To my native American friends, the "victim act" is getting a little old... and if you are going to expend energy being offended, what about America's bombing thousands of Iraqi children? Shouldn't that offend you??

And to make matters worse, Dr. Laura Disses Carp High students, calls them wussies!

Perhaps the fake Dr. would volunteer herself as the new mascot?

No, she's too much of a phony to understand the folks in Carpinteria. She is pathetic, posing as a moral authority, covering up her son's disgraceful service in the Army, posing for porn pictures, preaching against behavior she herself is guilty of..here's a suggestion Dr. Laura...take this quarter, go downtown and have a rat gnaw off that thing attached to your neck! (your head)

over and out kee-moe-sabi...