Sonny

Should you rent or buy??

How crude..but necessary! NY gov Eliot Spitzer spends over $4000 per shot at a hooker..I think that is less expensive than being married to a Jewish girl…we need a cost to benefit analysis.. the most I’ve ever paid is $50 and ALWAYS pay cash….that’s my rule!

Anyway Spitz is gone..what’s with these public servants? Cruising for sex, paying for sex…I know why..cos they are dickheads, that’s why.

There is a limit to what I’ll do for a pussy..sure, I’ll worship it, take care of it, nourish it..but let’s face it, after two or three years with the same one, the thrill wears off..so naturally, you start looking for love in all the wrong places. Then the shit hits the fan when you get caught..it always happens and always will so long as we have a libido.

Some of us are able to control Pinocchio. My dad gave me his copies of “The Laws of Success” by Napoleon Hill..this is stuff from way back but it tells you how to channel your sexual energy into more productive pursuits..I read it and don’t jerk off as much as I used to…self control!! That’s the key..I'm much happier now and so are all my girlfriends...

Ok..now I gotta go for a “bike ride”…

Now, all you wild girls out there..STRAIGHTEN UP and FLY RIGHT!!