St. Valentine's Day Massacre...
Love Letters to:
Dr. Laura: down to 20 pounds..light enough to lift her up the flagpole at SB Harley Davidson!
Dennis Miller…LOSER…Sports Unfiltered lasted one month…the NewsPress gossip guy Mineards informs me the Den Den has a game show lined up!
Carpinteria…latest stats show more murders occurred here than Santa Barbara… so don’t come knocking!
Santa Barbara…there’s nothing left but money and empty eyes..you folks should come to Carpinteria…
3rd district supervisor Brooks Firestone for being such an all around dickhead
Bush and Cheney..for the stupid muthafuckin’ war they started in Iraq..
KEYT TV..reporter Arti N is sexy and slippery…