Sonny

Tips for the Tongue Tied..

the mystery of non verbal communication

Valentine's Day is gone, but you've got a whole 'nother year to figure her out..

Try this: reading her body language.

1. For some mysterious reason, women show their interest in a guy by playing with their hair. By watching how she touches her hair, you'll find out her level of interest.

Once you make eye contact, study how she touches her hair. The first thing you should look for is if she flips her hair. If you see her toss her hair from one side to the other and then looks directly at you, this indicates that she has some level of desire for you and would like you to engage her in a conversation.

2. comes up to you and kicks you in the shin...means she's a brat

3. now if a girl walks by you and constantly flips her hair around like an idiot...yeah that might be her saying "look at me!"

4. when you pass by she tries to ignore you and when you have passed, she looks at you.

5. Big smiles with upper and lower teeth showing with a relaxed face.

6. Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips or touching of her front teeth.

7. She wets her lips, some women use only a single-lip lick, wetting the upper or lower lip, while others run the tongue around the entire lip area.

8. She protrudes her lips and thrust her breasts forward.

9. The Kama Sutra gives some good tips

now, get to work guys, and...

GOOD LUCK!!

something is happening but you don’t know what it is..do you, Mr. Jones…

a look at County Taxpayers Association, COLAB and the Santa Barbara News-Press

a recent News-Press editorial bemoans the action of the county board of supervisors to deny the presentation of a report praising the wonders of gambling in the Santa Ynez Valley..the report was paid for by the SB County Taxpayers Association, who has among its members supervisor Joe Centeno, Greka Oil spokesman Mike Stoker and a host of other shadowy characters...all pals of the Chumash and NewsPress...

SB COUNTY TAXPAYERS ASSO

COLAB

1. SBCounty Taxpayers Association..funded by private interests in Carpinteria and Santa Barbara and the north county, this right wing group consists of, among others, Carp councilman Joe Armendariz, Mike Stoker, and Lanny Ebenstein, county supe Joe Centeno, and Andy Caldwell as an "advisor". Armendariz, you remember, nearly killed himself and anyone in his way while speeding his Lexus thru Montecito in a drunken stupor.. I'm certain he won't do that again, but I don't trust him even a little bit...gets paid to sell private interests like gambling, development, and such.

2. COLAB...much like CTA, Colab consists of a mouthpiece and a few shadowy figures behind the scenes. The website doesn't include him, but we've all seen Andy Caldwell at the County Board of supervisor meetings..trying to sell north county private industry virtues to the rest of us..of course, Andy has become a jester, much like Joe. But, they do get paid to take up the county's time. These aren't real jobs, but instead are a type if sales job. Willie Chamberlain, a north county rancher who was defeated by Gail Marshall years ago, is one of the principals behind COLAB. Since he was defeated, he's been sending caldwell to the Board meetings to waste time under the guise of citizen participation.

3. The News-Press..a shoddy operation run by Wendy McCaw, Nipper VW, and Travis Armstrong. Wendy got her millions by a divorce settlement and has been spending money like a drunken Indian ever since. Travis is a gay Indian( nothing wrong with that) but has a hankering for booze. Like Joe Armendariz, got busted for drunk driving and hasn't gotten over his public humiliation..blames city government and nearly everyone else in Santa Barbara for his problems. He has been trying to get back at them for years thru daily editorials. Nipper is a short, chubby guy who rides the coattails of the rich and famous.

Values Vacuum..

Each of these entities has one thing in common..a values vacuum. The News-Press continues to exhibit this on a daily basis. From hiring Dr. Laura, a fraud and hypocrite of the lowest degree, to trying to pin child porn charges against one of Wendy's "enemies", the abyss is ever darkening. It seems the main purpose of the NewsPress is to glorify the Chumash Gambling Casino. The SYV was fine before the casino arrived, and no amount of money will reduce its negative impact on the valley.

Colab is simply a front for a few developer interests up north. County supervisor Brooks Firestone and Willie Chamberlain lease land to Greka Oil and want nothing to do with county environmental regulations. Hence, the recent Greka oil spills debacle.

The County Taxpayers Association sounds important, but it is merely a small group of conservatives that pays Joe Armendariz to push the private money/development agenda. Joe will never tell you what he thinks, only what they think.

Apate and Aletheia

The next time you see or read about the ills of government, the wonders of gambling, the lies of the pen, and the struggle between right and wrong...think of the source.

(APATE was the spirit (daimona) of deceit, guile, fraud and deception. Her male counterpart was Dolos the daimon of trickery and wiles. She was also a companion of the Pseudologoi (Lies). Her opposite number was Aletheia the spirit of truth.)

UCSB Students Protest Military on Campus…Dr. Laura protests students because Deryk flunked college!

Dr. Laura’s empty tirade against Freedom was typical Right Wing Blather….she claims the students don’t have the right to protest and don’t share her version of history. The facts are American foreign policy is racist, enables Israel to keep killing Palestinians, and has caused untold suffering among poor Muslims. That is the reason for 9/11 and the continued chaos in Iraq. The “surge” is not working.

We need new leaders. We need to change the station! The invasion was a disaster. WE LOST ALREADY!

Now the students, god love ‘em, are exercising their rights as Americans. Standing up for what they believe, peacefully protesting while the cops in riot gear jump around, looking to club a kid with a baton.

The military is a fine and necessary entity when used responsibly. The folks who serve are doing a job..they are not gods or saints. Sending them off to fight an irrational war does not make them good or bad…that’s their job. It is, therefore, up to us to make damn sure we think before we act.

The Bush Administration is milking the war propaganda to try to recruit more young people. This is abuse of power and should be addressed by the people the government serves. The students have honored themselves by taking them to task.

Dr.Laura knows this and knows her time in the spotlight is coming to a close as the election of a new president draws near. No more photo ops with the defense dept. Instead, I suggest an investigation into why the army covered up Deryk Schlessinger’s pathetic misdeeds while in the military and why he hasn’t been dishonorably discharged…

Love Letters to:

Dr. Laura: down to 20 pounds..light enough to lift her up the flagpole at SB Harley Davidson!

Dennis Miller…LOSER…Sports Unfiltered lasted one month…the NewsPress gossip guy Mineards informs me the Den Den has a game show lined up!

Carpinteria…latest stats show more murders occurred here than Santa Barbara… so don’t come knocking!

Santa Barbara…there’s nothing left but money and empty eyes..you folks should come to Carpinteria…

3^rd district supervisor Brooks Firestone for being such an all around dickhead

Bush and Cheney..for the stupid muthafuckin’ war they started in Iraq..

KEYT TV..reporter Arti N is sexy and slippery…

Get Some Real Religion!!

I don’t know who the next US president will be..but Huckabee or Obama would be a nice change..Huck wants more art and music in school, compassionate immigration reform, and wants to abolish the IRS…Obama wants to end the occupation of Irag and FREE THE TROOPS!

Now, Huckabee says we got too many laws in the USA because we don’t act right. If we followed the TEN COMMANDMENTS, we would be better off.. that sounds pretty reasonable. So I picked up my bible to check these commandments out and here’s what I found….

It looks like I got two choices.. in Matthew 22, Jesus says we only need two commandments: love the lord with all your heart; and love your neighbor as yourself.

In Exodus 20; God gave the TEN commandments. Seems Jesus and God were at odds how many we really need. I read God’s commandments and some of them don’t make a lick of sense: thou shalt not covet your neighbor’s ass or ox..my neighbor doesn’t have an ox, but she’s got a nice ass! Other commandments are simply to bolster God’s inferiority complex…love only me, I am a jealous god, etc.. so I can’t support those. Don’t kill and don’t steal..those are good. So it comes down to a compromise…we should all follow the three commandments:

1. don’t kill
2. don’t steal
3. love yourself and your neighbor

If you take my advice, we’ll have a better world and I’ll still get to do unto my neighbor!

be sure to wear some flowers in your hair..

Alcatraz to be torn down to make way for peace center?

by Catherine Bodry Feb 5th 2008 @ 6:30PM

If you still haven't made it to San Francisco's second-most-popular attraction (the first is cable cars), you might want to start planning that vacation before long. It's possible that Alcatraz, that formidable white structure hunkered out in San Francisco Bay, might be converted into an international peace center, if voters so choose.more

I’m all for peace and love, but I’ll wage war with anyone who messes with California landmarks!

Meet my new friend Da Vid…that’s new age lingo for “shithead”..

The Global Peace Foundation and its leader "Da Vid" is behind this insane idea..they are a non-profit that solicits funds from morons for ill -conceived ideas about "peace".. drop them an email for me..would ya? @ GPF... and send this joker back to his LSD trip!