OK fellas, It is painfully clear to me now that we are being replaced by ..dogs! I had my head in the sand for a while, but a little red haired girl made me see the light. Instead of talking things out like in the old days, girls are not talking anymore, they are barking! If you mess up her life, she’s gonna dump your sorry ass..FOR A DOG!! Can you believe it..well, it’s true. The evidence is everywhere..at the beach, at the restaurant, jogging..if there’s a woman, there’s a dog!

A canine in the hand is worth two losers in the bush any day…so what can we do?

We all know there’s a powerful light shining from that “V” shaped thingie between their girlie legs..so that is where we need to start. Honor the light..give it respect and space and nurture the alien being that is attached to it. Give it up for the “V”! There is nothing more important than her happiness..and if she’s returning your calls, you may have a chance to make her happy, in some meaningful way. Treat her dog better than her child, if she has one..and you may get some quality time with the “V”.