Sonny

I'm making a list and checking it twice..

1. how about a Dyson vacuum cleaner with ball engineering...$469! at Linen n Things..WTF is ball engineering?

2. Boomchair..Wi-FX Wireless Gaming Chair..$99 at Best Buy…stop gaming & get out of the house!

3. Donna Karan Cashmere Mist Perfume.. $99 at Macy's..perfume is poison!

4. 37" flat-panel LCD HD TV...$599 at Staples..what’s wrong with my little 20 incher?

5. Hope Ranch Estate..$9,850,000 at Sotheby's..live next to Wendy McClaus

6. Subscription to the News-Press..cheapo! I can’t give it away on Seventh Avenue!

7. Veuve Clicquot NV Brut...$33.99 per bottle at World Market..hic..

8. Slingshot Flying Monkey with Scream sound…$5.99..shock the monkey!

9. A Harley..it is about as original as a tattoo nowadays

10. a dining table from Neuvie for $1999!..i don’t needa table because I eat on the floor

11. a dog..I’m SICK of these pampered neurotic beasts running around crapping on everything!

So there you have it.. and by the way....

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!