Born to be OLD...
my day in a time warp at Harley Davidson with Dr. Laura….
This is almost 2008. You would think humans would have evolved beyond war. But this is not the case. There are pockets of people who actually prefer war over peace or who don’t have a clue how or who to fight. If I am attacked, I’ll fight to the death, but I won’t pick on someone just because he’s weak or poor or he scares me. That’s what the USA did when we invaded Iraq..a small poor desert country. It’s nothing to brag about.
Now, on to the fundraiser..actually, a teeny weeny war rally.
THE GOOD: there were some cool bikes, an old helicopter and some good music and food..and one or two cute Harley girls..and no booze!
The BAD: there was something very sad about the whole event. I’ve never seen a less spirited group of folks trying so hard to look cool and belong to something. There was so much leather, tattoos and noise..it looked like a Halloween party! These folks need a lot of attention. One hairy guy from 1974 had a ”God Bless Our Troops” tee shirt on. There were only about 50 people there..if that many! So much for NewsPress PR!
I read in the NewsPress that Dr. Laura would give a speech at 12:30 PM about Operation Family Fund..she shows up at 1:15 PM….she says a few preachy words ..”our troops fight in Iraq so we can have fun here”..or something similar..although it appeared no one was listening..
Dr. Laura looks at me with Lust in her Eyes either that or she was trying to channel Evel Knievel!
That is the gist of her misunderstanding…our troops don’t fight so we can have fun..they fight because they are in the service and sometimes get sent to the wrong places..America needs to start owning up to that fact and work to end the occupation...
THE UGLY: Actually, Laura’s not as ugly as I thought.. she was clad in leather and giant sunglasses..her jeans fit rather well.. SEXY! She saw me taking a pic and started to unbutton.. check it out..WOW!
I guess we’ll continue to play little patriot war games until we get a new, smarter president… so here’s looking at you, old kid..
More pics from Dr. Laura’s Traveling Sideshow!
the Preacher...
her new scooter!
the Dunk Tank looked more like Dunk Bucket!