Santa Barbara Harley "Jesus" Davidson Hosts...
a Rightwing War Propaganda Campaign…Starring…Dr. Laura!!
Don’t forget… Saturday..DEC 1st 11:00 AM –5:00 PM! Santa Claus Lane @101
If it rains..that’s God’s Will!!
Poetry in Motion...
A guy over at Nipper's forum wrote a little poem about me!! I told him I don't like guys writing poetry to me..unless they wanna buy me a Bentley!
Sonny
by "Foodshmoe"...
Sonny, yesterday our life was filled with rain
Sonny, you posted on the forum again, what a big old pain
Oh, the dark days are back and the bright days are gone
My Sonny writes everything that is wrong
Oh Sonny hasn't a clue, here comes the poo
Sonny, thank you for useless words you say
Sonny, thank you for the bad vibes you've brought our way
You gave to us your foolish thoughts
The Fool of Carp has now been caught
Oh Sonny hasn't a clue, here comes the poo
Sonny, thank you for the lies you've let us see
Sonny, thank you for the BS from A to Z
Our life was happy like warm summer sand
Then you came along, an excuse for a man
Oh Sonny hasn't a clue, here comes the poo
Sonny, thank you for the words that make no sense
Sonny, thank you for spreading miles of offence
You're the spark of blogger's fire
Please go away, that's our one desire
Oh Sonny hasn't a clue, here comes the poo
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Killing Two Birdbrains with One Stone...
…Dr. Laura and Marty Cherie..birdbrains of a feather
Dr. Laura shills for Harley Davidson expansion in Carpinteria "because they are nice"…
“God Will Help Us”..says Marty Cherie..owner of Harley Davidson in Carpinteria..help him with what? To change the ZONING!!
God doesn’t grant those kinds of favors, you jackass!
Ok..now they’ve got my attention.. Impostor Dr. Laura shilling for Bush and Wendy is bad enough..now she has come to the aid of Marty Cherie, the religious nut who owns Santa Barbara Harley Davidson..which is located close enough to Carpinteria (Santa Claus Lane) to affect us..although it falls under county jurisdiction..
Harley wants to expand beyond its current zoning..the expansion plans are too big and will bring in more and more bikers to the area..I got nothing against Harley..the old Harley, the good Harley..this shop was bought by religious nuts..pure and simple..read the quote in Dr. Laura’s column!
Marty Cherie the owner of the Harley shop says he's complying with the zoning so far and that "god will take care of him".. then he runs and hides behind Dr. Laura's skirt for help to change the zoning..thus, her Thanksgiving Day Column in the News-Press!!
Harley riders used to be real men..WTF has happened??
I talked to god and listened to the casual reply.. and he thinks you guys at Harley Davidson are a bunch of friggin’ idiots..using the bible and the Harley name for monetary gain, favors and to prolong the Iraq war..
and the notion of Dr. Laura and her 75 year old husband riding around on their new Harleys is comical..maybe I should inform the Highway Patrol…SPLAT!! Oh.. she also said she’s buying one for Deryk when he returns from his army cover-up…. isn’t that lovely?
DON"T FORGET! an Informal Rally....
PEACE RALLY… PROTEST PEACEFULLY against…WAR/INVASION/OCCUPATION
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between 11:00AM & 5:00 PM.. H&D’s war rally disguised as a fundraiser for the troops with special guest… fake Dr. Laura…
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1ST 2007 IN FRONT OF HARLEY DAVIDSON IN CARP..SANTA CLAUS LANE AT 101!!
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It's Thanksgiving... why do I feel murderous...
Wut the Fu*k do I have to be thankful for, my pretty??
- I’m thankful George Bush is our president and he can bomb and kill anyone he pleases..men,women and little Iraqi kids, too!
- I’m thankful that Americans have started inbreeding…that explains the new conservatism spreading like herpes
- Thank GOD for Dr. Laura …she and army kidlet Deryk are fine examples of real, true patriots!
- Thank allah for Osama Bin Laden..that Mexican bastard will NEVER get over the new wall on the border!
- I’m thankful for the BBC..how else am I gonna get the truth?
- I’m thankful for the British Invasion in the ‘60s..”lazing on a sunny afternoon”
- I’m pipped that the News-Press has informed me that Tiffany’s has opened a store in Santa Barbara..I'm fukin stoked, dude
- I’m thankful that County of Santa Barbara has decided to honor the Chumash Indian Tribe in November…for bringing in all that sweet casino low life to the valley!
- I’m thankful that I have enuff self-control that keeps me from committing MURDER around Thanksgiving..
How about you..what are you thankful for??
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Dr. Laura..I hate your guts...
….your greasy grimy golpher guts!
“Hating is nothing to be proud of” says Dr. Laura (even though her whole career was based on hate, ignorance and intolerance!)
Fer Chrissakes.. Laura’s latest complaint (she sure does alot of that) in her News-Press column is that people hate her, hate Bush, and hate Wendy McCuckoo with equal passion….check it out..she read some guy in the Wall Street Journal who complained about the quality of hatred some folks have for Mr. Bush! He goes on to tell people how they should feel and act towards Prez Bush so we don’t hurt his feelings and make him uncomfortable…
How stupid is that, I ask you? But it is fitting that she should lump herself in with Bush and Wendy..they all share a characteristic narcissism..a personality disorder marked by a grandiose and exaggerated sense of self-importance which masks a frail self-concept…
RIGHT ON, LAURA!
But here’s why folks “hate” you three:
People are pissed at George for dropping bombs on Iraqi children; people are pissed at Wendy for throwing bombs at her employees; people are pissed at you because you’re such a pathetic hypocrite, a washed up celeb trying to revive her career and relevancy by supporting Bush's Iraq invasion and hiding Deryk's dishonorable service..
Dr. Laura..get a clue.. we don’t really care enough about you to hate you, it’s simply that you are such a PHONY!!
Love,
Sonny
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CODEPINK Fantasy!
I got a Pink-On!!
Oh boy..I like watching ladies golf..I like watching that golf gal who dresses in pink..Paula Creamer…that’s right..CREAMER!! She just shot 20 under par and won in “Sweet Home” Mobile,Alabama! Man, she’s cute…they call her the Pink Panther…growwwwwl…
Go get ‘em, ladies!!!
However, my ultimate fantasy is to get the gals from CODEPINK to show up at Harley Davidson in Carpinteria on Saturday, Dec 1st and heckle Dr. Laura..the biggest hypocrite in America! I’m trying to stir the pot a bit…get a fight going..get some fake blood to spill..rattle the old broad..the First Annual Harley Women Fight Club…
in this corner: Dr. Laura; in that corner: Code Pink!! BAAAM!
Code Stupid
Is Dwayne “Dog” Chapman a racist for calling a spade a spade? Well, he’s an ex-con, lived in a trailer park and wears a mullet…duh! Thanks Rosie O.. for the laugh!
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Pastors O'Plenty...
Was Saul a transvestite? "and it came to pass afterward, that David's heart smote him, because he had cut off Saul's skirt" Samuel 24:5
answer me..Billy Graham, Falwell, Roberts, Pat Robertson,
..and this nitwit!
Fat Little Dufus Pastor Hagee will save you from DEMONS!!
"Hey, little boy, pastor's got some candy for you!"
this is one crazy motherfucker!!
POP Christianity has NOTHING to do with spirituality..it exists for money, power and control of the flock..it is VOODOO based on fear and ignorance..and these TV preachers are the ringmasters! PEOPLE..WAKE UP!
Hagee has said that Iran is a threat to Western civilization and does not believe that the "Islamofascist" mentality will ever respond favorably to diplomacy. He supports an American-Israeli pre-emptive strike on Iran to take out its nuclear capability and supports the Neo-Conservative movement in the United States. Hagee, like some other evangelical ministers, condemns literature such as J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter, calling it contemporary witchcraft. In his book Jerusalem Countdown: A Warning to the World, Hagee interprets the Bible to predict that Russia and the Islamic states will invade Israel and be destroyed by God. This will cause the anti-Christ, the head of the European Union, to create a confrontation over Israel between China and the West. A final battle between East and West at Armageddon will then precipitate the Second Coming of Christ.[
This is not the first time the Hagee has resorted to outrageous methods for raising cash. Several years ago, Hagee stirred a raging controversy in San Antonio's black communities when he advocated a "Slave Sale" in which students of his private Cornerstone Christian School were to be auctioned off in exchange for cash.
More recently his sermons have become infomercials to push his books, his adult children's - Hagee Family Singers recordings, and advertisements for the John Hagee Prophecy Study Bible upon which the cover states that John C. Hagee is the General Editor. These bibles and other high priced items sell for $45.00 apiece on Hagee's marketwise website.
Chances are that Hagee's latest pocketbook crusade will succeed in part because of Hagee's cult-like control over his church community. In 1996, when a parishioner sued Cornerstone Church for alleged sexual abuse of her teenage daughter at the Cornerstone School by a church school custodian; Hagee demanded his 17,000 member congregation pray a Psalm 35 curse over her and anyone that might come against his ministry for any reason.
so..what took them so long!!!
Senate Probes Televangelists' Finances
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Hey Now Baby...Step into my Big, Black Car
SB City Council Race and Mixer...
mixin' it up!!
I will continue to flip flop on endorsing anyone as more info on candidates becomes available..but here's my gut reaction
The best look at the candidates is the "Touring with the Candidates" show by Videoman Larry Nimmer. Why should I, a Carp resident, care about SB politics? Because what happens in SB affects us,too.
A must see is the "Candidates Forum" hosted by the bumbling, but necessary "League of Women Voters" and Ernie Soloman's interviews..
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The candidates:
Hotchkiss..straight talker??... oh no.. wait...a recent opinion in the SBNP has Frank wanting English only at city hall... what next, whites only??...that is as dumb as the lightblueline..what is this irrational fear of Mexicans?? I think Spanish is quite a lovely language..altho French is my fave!! Mexicans are here and part of the California culture..if you can't deal with that, go to Oklahoma...
Travis "I wanna be a DJ" Armstrong
Travis complains that Helene Schneider won't come on his radio show.." The Travis Armstrong Happy Hour"..on 1290 Am KZSB..well, I don't think anyone listens to it, Trav!!
KZSB RADIO STATS:
daytime: 500 watts
nitetime: 122 watts
KZSB is near the bottom of the ratings pile for three years! Travis, try KTMS talk radio.. they are way more popular over there..
and no Travis, we don't need a federal investigation because Helene wants to remodel her kitchen..geez, let the girl breath, dude!
Michelle's Campaign Crisis!
Michelle Giddens..cute and energetic, but her love of BIG houses on tiny lots is troublesome..if you want a big house, buy some land in the country that can support it! The NewsPress says since she's a mom she has a better grip on the gang problem?!?!
The latest weirdness is her hissy fit letter to the editor of the News-Press where she admonishes the public not to steal her campaign signs! Hey Michelle, I didn't do it! Let's have sex anyway, babe!!
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A funny moment in the Touring with the Candidates show was Bob Hansen showing up at a theatre rehearsal/audition for the Unity Shoppe doing an impromptu Bush bit. For some reason, Nipper was one of the guys doing the judging..oh, now I remember, he and Wendy are BIG SPONSERS this year, and he looked completely surprised and perturbed by Hansen's visit!
HAPPY VOTING!!