Sonny

Illicit dreaming….

Tommy

I was having trouble sleeping so I took about 5 sominex and chased it with a little bourbon..yummy! I was out like a flash…Next thing I remember I’m walking to the grocery store, standing in line. I see a bunch of gossip papers at the check out stand..and there’s this headline..”Dr. Laura’s Love Child Surfaces”..it seems during her promiscuous youth, Laura banged into EVERYONE at one time or another, which explains her rather dehydrated look today. One such encounter with a guy named “George” produced a child named “Tommy”..Dr. Laura never mentioned him, instead preferring to obsess on her other son, Deryk..the dummy in the military.

George

Tommy was recently spotted in the lovely coastal town of Santa Barbara at the Farmer’s Market. However, the police were called when he started looking up the dresses of blondish women shouting “MOMMY”..he was hauled off to jail, where he sits today..no bail has been set.

Dr. Laura never has acknowledged Tommy’s existence..saying existentialism is way too existential but she still professes love for George…who went on to become president..really!!