The Grim Penguin...
Oh…Harvest ye Grim Reaper….
I was watching the baseball playoffs..the Phillies and Cubs choked....Big Papi and Manny were walloping the Angels..Manny..don’t do anymore interviews..you sound like a moron!
Interviewer: “Manny, how did it feel to hit that big home run in the bottom of the ninth?”
Manny:” First, I like-a to say I’m the greatest hitter ever..I thanks gods for gifts he gives me..I’m the best!.. Thas how it is!”
Anyway, I’m watching the playoffs and this weird October sun shadow creeps onto my wall..and it looks like the Grim Reaper! “Fuckin’A..I’m gonna die!!” I screamed.
I got up and ran around the apartment, looking for a stick or something to fend off the shadow..in case he came to collect…but..upon closer inspection and introspection, the shadow started to change shape. Instead of the Grim Reaper, it had morphed into the GRIM PENGUIN…WHEW!!
The shape stayed on my wall until the end of the game and Boston swept the Angels…I was born in Boston and am a Red Sox fan until the end, but the Angels need some hitters because they looked like a bunch of penguins against the SOX….