Sonny

Today’s News-Press editorial assured us that somebody’s buck stops somewhere..I just don’t know where. It was written in a hands-off manner with a bunch of quotes from honorable, but dead people.

“We think it’s important to clarify where the News-Press and its proprietor stand” blah blah blah… I thought Wendo wanted to get more involved with her paper..at least they could mention her by name, doncha think? Gee..somebody stoke her fire!! she's too cold..

Son of a Bitch..

Dr. Laura mentioned the Virginia Tech massacre again, saying the killer, Cho Seng Hui, could have been stopped with early intervention. Or they could have shipped him off to Iraq where he’d be welcomed in the 82^nd Airborne group..he and Deryk probably had a lot in common….boys will be boys

Chumash Highway

Now, It’s easier to direct people to the casino..”just take the Chumash Highway until you hit Poker Way..hang a left at Craps Ave and go a mile until you hit Jackpot Street..there’s the Casino! You can’t miss ‘er!

Carina, Carina.. Queen of the News Girls

It’s Monday..do you know who your proprietor is?

Is Wendo Ready to Sell??

The recent editorials may provide some clues…they are of a confessional nature, they are smattered with “the current owner”..as though the current owner wants to distance herself from the mess she’s made and is perhaps seeking a future owner…hmmm