“Blue Ridge Mountains, Hillbillies in the River”

The two most racist states in the USA ..West Virginia and Atlanta. OK..but did you hear about the mountain mama and her family who kidnapped a young black woman and did unspeakable things to her? They got busted thanks to a tip…

Is this the West Virginia John Denver sang about in “Country Roads”? No Suh! This is Robert Byrd country. Way back in the hills live some folks that would scare the shit outta Osama Bin Laden or any militant Islamic nitwit.

These peeps are the result of an experiment gone wrong. Back in the 1950’s, the government sprayed poison over the trees and rivers..”agent yeller” it was called. It was supposed to get rid of a big moth that ate yellow flowers and planted eggs in the eyes of country toddlers. The West Virginians hunted the moths thinking they were ducks and gathered the yellow flowers. They cooked ‘em up together for viddles and got a double dose of poison! That explains why Sen Byrd shakes so much. And it explains why there are sooo many retards in West Virginny!

RIP John!