a UNION SHOP and I, Sonny, am the rep and negotiator…

latest!

These are my demands:

• Dr. LAURA can KISS MY ASS!

• Wendy..find another hairstylist!

• All News-Press computers will be tuned to Sonny once a day..

• Nipper..your new job will be to get me coffee

• Travis..in addition to editor, you will be required to wash my car once a week

• Scotty…you can help Travis

• That pip pip fellow will be required to see a shrink!

• Dr. LAURA can KISS MY ASS!

• The NewsPress will be required to run a picture of Melissa Evans once a day..damn, she’s cute!
• DR Laura, the Queen of Quack, can KISS MY ASS!
• The New-Press will have to start a new fund..for endangered journalists!

That’s all for now..until our next meeting