Sonny

“take the ribbon from your hair”….

Most of the problems in the world have been caused by blonde women, so I will set out to prove my new theory: "Global Blonding"..too much blondeness is causing the sun to heat up!! (and me, too) This is the ROOT cause of melting ice caps, but Al Gore is too dumb to see it!

To set the bias straight, I have been with more blonde girls than red heads, black heads or brunette heads..either the blondies are easier or they can't see as well as the others! But it seems every ditch I've found myself in has been mapped out by a blond chick...but, hey, I LIKE ditches!

Anyway, I'm out to save the world and I need YOUR help..I want every girl out there to DYE HER HAIR BLACK, see how others react to you, and report back to me. thanks for your help...