Sonny

I met up with Arnie at a little coffee shop outside Lake Tahoe.....

Sonny: How’s it hangin’ dude?

Arnold: Hi! Mr. Sonny...Ya know, that’s what Dr. Laura said to me when I went for a ride on her boat! She groped my weinerschnitzel and started barking like a little dog..then she called me her li’l nazi!

Sonny: I’m shocked..what happened next..

Arnold: what happens on Dr. Laura’s boat, stays on Dr. Laura’s boat..you know, like Vegas! Besides, Maria may be reading this interview…

Sonny: Yeah, I know. Speaking of Vegas, are you trying to turn California into an Indian gambling glitter state? A casino in every neighborhood? Balance the budget on gamblers?

Arnold: Ya..I am! I like to gamble and so do all those folks who live in trailer parks..if you count them all up, and then count all the money they lose at the casinos, why not take a portion for Colyfornia? See, Sonny. I’m a businessman and so are the Indians..we are going to “terminate the budget deficit!” HA HA HA..

Sonny: Ok..um, what do you think of all the Mexicans sneaking over the border for the last 50 years?

Arnold: I like ‘em. The Mexican girls are hot. Maria is a Mexican..

Sonny: Maria, your wife, is a Mexican?

Arnold: Ya.. I think so

Sonny: Well, she’s lovely woman! I like Mexican girls ,too!

Arnold..ya, me too!

Sonny: Speaking of Nazis, the Channel Islands Park folks and Nature Conservancy have been slaughtering animals on the islands that they have deemed non-native. It’s kinda like what the Nazis did to the Jews. I think the whole thing is a scam because bionativism is a fake science. And besides, I like the pigs and fennel over there. What I don’t like are the tourists and “biologists” messing around with the natural order of things. What do you think?

Arnold: Tourists bring money and that’s what the Colyfornia islands need..money, not piggies. In the old country, I had pigs for pets..they were like family members..until we killed and ate them.

Sonny: Well, I can see I got my work cut out for me..thanks for your time Arnold. Maybe we’ll talk again soon…

Arnold: Ok Sonny…but don’t bet on it!! HA HA HA