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Bong Hits 4 the US Supreme Court.....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 16:50

censorship: the last hiding place of a moron

The U.S. Supreme Court is made up of IDIOTS! First they trample over legitimate property rights, then they mess with your free speech! Ultra- Conservative jackasses! They can't distinguish between high schoolers parodying their teachers or culture and real illegal drug advertising...just silly, religious zealots with supreme court power..SPINELESS SYLPHS!

WASHINGTON — A high school student's "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" banner got slapped down by the Supreme Court in a decision Monday that restricts student speech rights when the message seems to advocate illegal drug use. more....

Now these anal nitwits have pissed me off!

The army investigation should be over by now, so let's check out Deryk's Site...alleged, that is... What would the Supreme Court say about this stuff from an enlisted soldier and son of fellow rightwingthing Dr. Laura??



..."caught it up in Monterey"....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 11:09
...the bay fever that is...Thanks Doc for sitting in! Doc’s gone back to his lab in Monterey..keep us posted on ocean issues!

Jail issues… the Monterey area has a lovely jail system..I met some wonderful boys in Salinas with tattoos all over their heads…I’ve sworn off drinking for awhile and will see how that affects my decision-making process.

After a few hours in jail, I went to the Blues Festival at the Monterey County Fairgrounds. I wore a cowboy hat, thongs and shorts, and carried a copy of “Poems of Robinson Jeffers”..Al Jardine of the Beach boys was there..it was a real California saga under the warm Monterey sun…I gotta buy me a place up here!

Doc Laura Issues… I asked a coupla folks up what they thought of Dr. Laura..they said “who??” I just smiled and continued grooving. It seems Laura has some issues with FOXNEWS now. She claims FOX news folks should always report facts so the reader won’t have to think critically about what we’re watching! What about the NewsPress??!! Why didn’t she mention them? All this proves is that the quack is a twisted twit! May she never visit the sacred fairgrounds!!



Sonny's in JAIL!!

General — Posted by Sonny @ 16:47

Hey everybody.."Doc" Ricketts here..

Sonny went up to Monterey for a few days to chill out and look for Monterey Pop ghosts, but he ended up in jail..

...seems he was drunk and started birddogging some guy's lady at "Lover's Point"..the guy smacked him and Sonny swung back a mighty blow and busted the guy's nose! Monterey's finest took care of both of 'em!

oh well, we could all use the break!

"Doc"



HEAL the OCEAN....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 10:41

have doo-doo on their brains..

Guest Commentary by Doc Ricketts, Marine Biologist

OCEAN realities

Heal the Ocean, that Montecito social club, WHO NOW HAVE "ELAINE"from SEINFELD ON BOARD!! was trying to get the City of Santa Barbara to change its discharge permit for the El Estero wastewater plant..but the Regional Water Quality Control Board said the permit is stringent enough for the MPN/ coliform bacteria (which is an old and vague indicator of pollution, not actual pollution, by the way). And Hillary Hauser's ( BOWSER!! have you seen her up close?) been sneaking in to area wastewater plants and grabbing samples for Heal the Ocean's independent testing. She's ignoring the strict sampling protocol so any test results she comes up with are questionable. Now, what about the whales, sharks, otters, sea lions and seals? Don't they have to poop n pee? Is it better for us to swim in that? They need to stop using the ocean as their own private toilet and come ashore to use our port-a-potties.. The question begs: IS the ocean polluted because some surfers get sick and because some ex-journalist thinks it is, or is this an emotional reaction to our own excreta?? (poop)

Fact: The waters of the Pacific Ocean are already grossly unsuitable for human consumption. They contain highly toxic (to humans) amounts of salt and smaller quantities of almost every element and compound — hazardous and beneficial — known to man. Also present are an untold number of bacteria, including various dangerous ones from the intestinal tracts of land and sea animals. In fact, if it’s poisonous and exists anywhere on Earth, it’s in the ocean. SO STOP THIS SILLY TALK ABOUT "PRISTINE OCEANS"..

REAL OCEAN POLLUTION COMES FROM MANY SOURCES..THIS IS WHERE PEOPLE NEED TO FOCUS AND TO REDUCE the IMPACT.. sewer the rincon??

Dogs are a major source of beach pollution..one gram of dog feces contains 20 million coliform bacteria..at Butterfly beach in Montecito, I stepped in about 100 grams twice in 15 minutes at the water's edge! there were 20 dogs at the beach that day running free..

The Birds...an excellent story from Melinda Burns at the SB Newsroom



Wet and Reckless....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 13:00

Lucifer's goo continued...

If you get busted for drunk driving, you can plead "wet and reckless"! "Ocifer..I'm wet and reclkess..bit I ain't drunk!"

The more serious problem is what to do about drunk drivers who kill people and cost taxpayers billions each year.

Carp City Councilman Joe Armendariz, a so-called tax payer advocate and Travis buddy, was busted for drunk driving and crashing his Lexus in Montecito afew years back. Now apparently reformed, he has joined the Zona Seca board.

All well and good..but we need to reach people BEFORE they get to Zona Seca..that starts with drug education in school. It is hard to get a program going in school when mommy and daddy and teacher are sauced up on cocktails all the time..

there's nothing cool about DUI..don't fall for those stupid beer or liquor ads...they want your money, that's all..like drug pushers. FACE LIFE SQUARELY AND ALL IT THROWS AT YOU AND ME.. AND YOU WON'T NEED A BOTTLE FOR THERAPY!

There..that's my SUNDAY SERMON from the Rev. Sonny!



Dazed and Confused.....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 18:11

Chief "Travis Runs Bare"..... on the warpath!

Has Travis been reduced to the NewsPress mascot, the token ex-drunken gay Indian that few folks pay attention to... I think so. He has been recyling opinions, beating dead horses, lying about city employees, doing a long self-pitying drunk-a-logue, and lunching with at least one county supervisor..and Wendy pays him for it!!

The latest space oddity is the NewsPress flip flop on development and property rights. First they are for it, then against, then for, then against.

Years ago when the county was preparing the anti-development Toro Canyon Plan, the NewsPress was on the side of the property owners who wanted no restrictions on their properties.

When Cottage Hopspital bought St. Francis and proposed condos on the site, the NewsPress sided with neighbors, not the new property owners.

When the new pro-development Goleta City Council was voted in, the NewsPress was all for it. Now, Travis wants to investigate the Goleta Valley Chamber of Commerce for financial ties to the new council, hinting it could cause a recall! If he threatened "to ruin" a chamber member for cancelling her NP subscription, why isn't the Better Busines Bureau on his ass??

This is what happens when you lose credibilty as a topnotch news organization...guys like me make fun of you!

Zoned Out at ZonaSeca

and Travis has been cozying up to the folks at Zona Seca who helped him with his substance abuse problems: driving real drunk on a one -way street...the wrong way! It seems that there are a few levels of drunk that qualify you for their program. Travis got the 6 month special..six months and 800 bucks to figure out not to drink and drive..wow

WET RECKLESS PROGRAM (23103 VC)
BAC OF .09 OR BELOW

The Wet Reckless Program is a 12-hour alcohol education program. You will be scheduled into a class for a six-week duration. Attendance and participation are mandatory in this short program. The fee for this program is $238.55, which must be paid at the time of your enrollment.

THREE-MONTH DRINKING DRIVER PROGRAM (23152A, B VC)
BAC OF .08 - .19

SIX-MONTH DRINKING DRIVER PROGRAM (23152A, B VC)
BAC OF .20 OR ABOVE

The Six-Month Drinking Driver Program is a minimum of six months, forty-eight hours (48 hours) inclusive. The program consists of an initial enrollment interview, twelve hours (12 hours) of educational sessions, thirty-four hours (34 hours) comprised of group counseling sessions, an assessment interview, 4 status checks and end of program interview. The fee for this program is $893.55 with 50% of the fee required at the time of enrollment for any person who does not qualify for a fee waiver or an extended payment plan. The balance due on account will be paid through a monthly payment plan.



Creek Alley....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 10:35

congrats to the grads!

Summer's coming, grads are graduating! Went to the harbor and walked around..then a beach walk. Beach looked great..nice and clean. Bikinis looked real good,too! A fair wind was blowing and felt sooo good. Pelicans and seagulls were mellow...Folks were enjoying themselves...moms showing their little kids the joys of nature! AWRIGHT!

"Travis and Salud, we're acting like two dudes"...

It seems that Travis and the NewsPress have a problem with the new creeks guy the City of SB hired. Cameron Benson was with the Environmental Defense Center and the NewsPress is having jealousy fits. Wendy says" I'm a bigger environmentalist than you are, Cammy!"

Well, when is the last time Wendy and the Trav checked out the beach, Arroyo Burro or Mission creeks? Probably never! So here's an idea Travis..next time County Supervisor Salud Carbajal takes you to lunch, the two of you could go on a nice romantic little beach walk and see for yourselves!

Things look pretty good!



Editor Birdbrain Begs for Money.....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 10:46

he censors "deviants" and says: make a donation to santabarbarasblog!

Gee Bird, get a real job or ask Wendy for a loan....

Why does he refuse to cover the NewsPress situation? He praises Dr. Laura but does he know she hates her son?? (and her mother!) Ok Birdbrain, so I offended you when I commented about Dr. Laura on your blog..now you got me..are you gonna subpoena me? Other posters have been blocked,too..what are you hiding? and btw, you spell anonymous with one "n"...not two..CLOWN!

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Dr. Laura Cuts Her Son Loose....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 13:07

..... and tells him "die Deryk die!!"

in a mother's tender words of love, she says of Deryk:

"he is my only son, but the West must defend freedom by making the most horrific sacrifice it knows: the death of the only son"

maybe she came to this conclusion after reading his violent website which the Army is investigating....

Four years for what?? So idiots like Dr. Laura can write a newspaper column.Make no mistake, the Bushies support the Jewish occupation of Palestine and have no problem occupying Iraq. Jewish Occupation of Palestine

Dr. Laura is simply the nation's #1 war whore.... Sen. Joe Leiberman wants to invade Iran..he's war whore #2..

This occupation has nothing to do with defending America or freedom and has the US military acting like a bunch of vigilantes! Instead of fighting in true warrior fashion to end the occupation, she shills for Bush's inept leadership and cuts her only son loose. Wow, what a cool mom!

Next, she says the war dead pales in comparison the number of traffic accidents in the US. I've heard this argument before and it defies common sense! Why doesn't she make the same statement about abortion? The number of innocents killed by Bush and his followers makes the US more likely to be attacked again!

Americans understand war, death and sacrifice. They also understand freedom. The freedom to stand up and shout when the leaders do the wrong thing and start wars for spurious reasons!

It's time for some changes!



Hokey Pokey....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 22:15

.....celebrity jailhouse is gonna get crowded...

The Los Angeles jailhouse has been labeled the "hokey pokey" after Paris Hilton put her little foot in, and took her ass out a few hours later. She cried to the star struck LA sheriff and headed back to her penthouse in the Hollywood Hills to relax from her ordeal. But when the judge told her to go back to the pokey, and she lost it! Sorry, honey..next time, if you wanna avoid jail, don't drink and drive. Now, I think Paris is cute and funny in the "Simple Life", but 45 days in the slammer ain't gonna kill her.

However, it may drive her insane. Look at Travis. He did his time for DUI. Unfortunately, it drove him crazy as you can see from his editorials. He claims Santa Barbara mayor Marty Blum makes him feel "really weird" when she looks at him!

I, too, have a thirst for knowledge, Perla!!

Other Pokey possibilities:

Wendy and Nipper.. after the NLRB prosecutes them in August for labor crimes. Wendy's gonna cut you loose, Artie, and take the plush cell for herself!

Dr. Laura's son for allegedly blogging racist and violent material and drawing child porn images on his website while in the military!

....get those handycuffs ready!!



I ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY...

General — Posted by Sonny @ 09:58

Sonny for Prez!

I've decided I'm tired of the bulk of idiots running for the job. Therefore, I shall run on a platform of sonshine (Sonny, get it?) to get America back to the light.

First, I promise to get us the fuck outta IRAQ..this administration's obsession with evildoers has hurt us..and crawling out of the woodwork are "bible-belters"- they preach from the bible, then take a belt of booze- telling us all how to live our lives so's we don't end up in HELL.. I will go after them like a New York cockroach exterminator!

I will support our troops by ending these foolish and feckless military misadventures!

I will refocus on the homefront and start helping Americans who need it, like Katrina victims. Make no mistake, I will use the military when necessary, but I won't make it my foreign policy to attack countries....

Next, I will allow Mexico to join the USA..them Latina babes will serve on my cabinet!

Anybody making less than $50,000/year will be given..$50,000! It's time Uncle Sam started acting like an uncle and not a patriarch!

I will find Osama Bin Laden and will throw him in jail with Dr. Laura for an hour to TORTURE him... why not put two war whores in the same room with each other!

I will keep neo-conservatives OUTTA my bedroom and outta the doctor's office!!

I will make Cindy Sheehan foreign ambassador..there will be no more middle aged white guys with high blood pressure anywhere in my administration! PEACE will be the message!



Sarah Silverman has nice tits!

General — Posted by Sonny @ 10:47
but... Bill O'Reilly is a drunken jackass, Michele Malkin looks like a Vietnam war orphan and Paris Hilton’s going to jail!

Sarah is so funny and pretty and ballsy..why is she married to that fat little blurb Jimmy Kimmel..I dunno.

Anyway, she hosted an MTV movie awards show and made fun of Paris’s stupidity, saying of her jail sentence for DUI related misbehavior: “the prison guards are making her feel welcome by painting pictures of penis’s on the cell bars..I just hope Paris doesn’t hurt her teeth!”

O’Reilly and Malkin were first to condemn Sarah for being “vulgar”..typical rightwingthing overreaction to anything sexual. Now, Michele..why no words on Bill’s sexual harassment of a former coworker?? And they didn’t denounce Paris for her DUI, which is the real vulgar behavior here. Instead, they defended her saying she didn't deserve to be "brutilized" by Silverman!

My goodness, FOXNEWS is a silly place..but essential viewing since the current President of the US is owned by Rupert Murdoch.

O'Reilly...here's an open invitation to talk to Sonny, uncensored, about your sexual harrassment activities among other things....



Living in Marina Del Rey

General — Posted by Sonny @ 12:01
....man, you better get a job....

My days of laying around on the sand, watching bikinis and drinking Coors Lite..are over...

I was reading the NewsPress classified, looking for a job since my welfare benefits are running out..and looky what I found. Instead of being a loser, I could be a WINNER..the Chumash Casino is hiring..I could be like this fellow, Iouri, who started out as a dealer and worked his way up to a ...poker supervisor!!

or, the County of Santa Barbara's got some good jobs..I could be an Occupational Therapist and make up to $77,000 per year!!

or UCSB needs painters for $4100 per month!! Excellent!

The NewsPress needs another gossip columnist since Nipper's Buddy Buddy left..that leaves the english dude, Travis, and Dr. Laura as the remaining talebearers..actually Dr. Laura remains the chief chatterbox!

Now, I gotta brush up on my poker skills as I feel a new career awaits! See ya in the valley....



the Dumbest "FELLOW" in America.....

General — Posted by Sonny @ 13:38

and a member of the NewsPress Writer's Club

Thomas Doesn't Write SO-WELL!

He's a rightwingthing syndicated columnist and the worst writer in the world! His conservative malarkey often shows up in the NewsPress and the way he puts sentences together is a hoot!

I just couldn't resist highlighting the brain of this senior fellow from Stanford (Wendy McCaw's old school)!

"Dumb is dangerous" says Thomas.....

"THERE HAS BEEN A FLURRY OF COMMENTS on the incredibly low level of knowledge revealed by a recent test of applicants for jobs as teachers in Massachusetts. However, what is even more important than what these applicants lack intellectually is how dangerous such people are in our classrooms."

"the words they choose for the things they are for or against make it easy to decide whether to be for or against those things"

"all hell broke out, once people now understood that the issue called "takings" was about...





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