Sonny

EXALT THE TRIBE!! says Vinnie

There's a new group of ultra-rightwingthings in the Santa Ynez Valley who are protesting prostitutes..they are called NO MORE SLUTS..please ignore them! How else am I gonna get any action??

There's is also another group of anti-casino folks called NO MORESLOTS ..they are giving the Chumash fits! Everytime NO MORE SLOTS blinks, the Chumash write a defensive opinion in the NewsPress and Travis, the gay Indian, chimes right in! Maybe the Chumash own an interest in the NewsPress..they sure get a lot of press!