Sonny

pusssy..and the NewsPress transition is complete!

Since his acting career hit the skids, Rob has been hired by the NewsPress as a reporter covering the Montecito Beat! His first story will be " Trust Fund Babies..the Future of Montecito"

Meanwhile, Wendy has fired all her old reporters for trying to join a union. That leaves Rob, Dr. Laura, Steepleweighsaton and the Associated Press automated news service to provide local insight. This was a very creative and shrewd business move by Wendy and a welcomed change from the old paper which tended to clutter the pages with actual local news stories!

Nipper has been promoted to a new position as Wendy's "loyalty advisor"..annual salary around $500,000.

I tried to get an interview with Agnes Huff, but I hear she's holed up in an L.A. hotel with a bottle of scotch.... I'll keep trying