Will You Marry Me??
NO!
Marriage is an institution that needs to die a quick death. Human nature simply will not allow people to stay together longer than they should without creating extreme stress. Kids will be better off as they unlearn the clinging, needy behavior that marriage covets. Adults will be more realistic, practical and fullfilled in their relationships..and no more needless suffering. Today, if you get married in California and your spouse divorces you 30 minutes later, she can grab half your assets under the nutty community property law! What a ripoff!
Think of it! No more affairs, no more divorces! It's the way of the future.. So when your love asks you to marry..just say "NO WAY"! and we'll all live happily ever after...